Ravaging the BIRD feeder is our greedy "pet" squirrel, affectionately named LeRoy (after Jim Croce's bad, BAD LeRoy Brown).
Aidan: Let's make snow-cream!
Ricky: What's snow-cream?
Aidan: You're from the north where it snows. A lot.
Ricky: Never heard of snow-cream.
Aidan: It's ice-cream but with snow. Take snow and mix in some milk, vanilla and sugar.
Aidan: It figures that the Southerners would try to take something like snow, add sugar and make it edible!
Note: Due to our sugar-fast, we used stevia instead, and it tasted just fine :)